April 13, 2010

Female Prayer: Before I lay me down to sleep , I pray for a man, who’s not a creep, One who’s handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who’ll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he’s gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won’t

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April 12, 2010

“Don’t tell me what I can do!”, “Hey, this is my room, go away!”, “What do you care?”, “Since when do I have to listen to your opinions?”, “You don’t understand me, no one does!”, “Why can’t I go? All my friends will be there!”, “I don’t want kids to see me with you, it’s

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March 30, 2010

Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl “Will you marry me?” The girl said “NO!”

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March 30, 2010

We all have those little things that seemed to annoy the hell out of us… One thing that really bothers me when I go to the toilets is to find the toilet roll put up the wrong way!  My boyfriend does it, my kids do it, my ex-husband does it…  At first I thought it

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March 28, 2010

Once applied, lipstick will never rub off -even while scuba diving. It’s easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

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