Pick up lines for NOT to pick up…

Or should I say pick up messages?? These are some of the messages I receive on a daily basis from some social & dating sites. Feel free to add your pick up line in the comments... you never know, I might be swept away... lol I will be updating this post as they come along... "Hi, How are you? am Udo, an African living here in malaysia. i am a honest careing guy, I saw your pic in site and you are loking so great and have gone through your profile and found it intresting and lovely. .Please i will like us to be good friends and will appreciate it if you can reply me. And I will like to know you more .I like a woman who is understanding and honest,respect­ful, and careing. I will like you to reply me with my email address .......@yahoo.com or .....@hotmail.com. Thanks somuch and have a pleasant day." From:free cuddles at no cost hope u like romance ur cute xxx im m johnny love 2 here from u pls text a hello or leave urs we can chat xxxx 041......... or msn ........@hotmail.com ...............no games pls ouaww so pretty and cute :) congratulations alex kisss Hello :) You have a Gorgeous smile :) Just had to msg you. "prisqua may i ask why you think all men are the same ,,, has a man never done the house work ,, cook ,, kids,, yard ,,pool ,, cars ,, evry thing a women does ,,, maybe you have never met a real man ,, love ....." (Actually no, my ex-husband never did anything...maybe thatis why we are no longer together??) "You're the first thing I think of Each morning when I rise. You're the last thing I think of Each night when I close my eyes. You're in each thought I have And every breath I take. My feelings are growing stronger With every move I make. I want to prove I love you But that's the hardest part. So, I'm giving all I have to give To you... I give my heart. and i ll wait ur email adres and can u send me ur number i ll be happy tahnks" "How can you be single?" (I ask myself that question everyday lol) "hwy baby how r y y r so beautiful and sexy" "hi honey, how are you and how is life, i was glancing through this web and i saw your wonderful foto which attracted me so much so that i cant move without saying hi and hoping that ya will acept me as a friend, for ya foto is driving me crazy , hope to read from you soon" "hi..........How r u???? can u give me ur chat id like msn,yahoo or gmail or u can add me on msn.my id is .......@hotmail.com or add me on yahoo messenger as ........@yahoo.co.in.hope u will give good response for our friendship.I am gladly waiting for ur reponse.Also if u donot want to add me then tell me the reason" "hi hun... how are you today hun ur so beautiful can i ask you to be my best friend" "hi prique how are u" (It would be nice if you could start by spelling my name properly...) "hi u look so cute i hope to hear from u again?" "let me see the label on your blouse, I want to see if you really are MADE IN HEAVEN!!!"

"Hi pretty, I just stopped by ur profile but the radiation of ur beauty couldn’t let me go. How are U?"<!-- Hi babe i like everything i see about you physically, The moment i set my eyes on your photo on line i could not resist the desire to explore immediately the opporturnity available to me. permit me therefore to humbly soliclt your indulgence to add my ID; ....@yahoo.com to your yahoo list so we could talk some more. Many thanks as i eagerly look forward to hearing from.... With regards, Yours in waiting" // -->