Or should I say pick up messages??
These are some of the messages I receive on a daily basis from some social & dating sites.
Feel free to add your pick up line in the comments… you never know, I might be swept away… lol
I will be updating this post as they come along…
“Hi, How are you? am Udo, an African living here in malaysia. i am a honest careing guy, I saw your pic in site and you are loking so great and have gone through your profile and found it intresting and lovely. .Please i will like us to be good friends and will appreciate it if you can reply me. And I will like to know you more .I like a woman who is understanding and honest,respectÂful, and careing. I will like you to reply me with my email address …….@yahoo.com or …..@hotmail.com. Thanks somuch and have a pleasant day.”
From:free cuddles at no cost
hope u like romance ur cute xxx im m johnny love 2 here from u pls text a hello or leave urs we can chat xxxx 041……… or msn ……..@hotmail.com ……………no games pls
ouaww so pretty and cute 🙂 congratulations alex kisss
Hello 🙂
You have a Gorgeous smile 🙂
Just had to msg you.
“prisqua may i ask why you think all men are the same ,,, has a man never done the house work ,, cook ,, kids,, yard ,,pool ,, cars ,, evry thing a women does ,,, maybe you have never met a real man ,, love …..”
(Actually no, my ex-husband never did anything…maybe thatis why we are no longer together??)
“You’re the first thing I think of
Each morning when I rise.
You’re the last thing I think of
Each night when I close my eyes.
You’re in each thought I have
And every breath I take.
My feelings are growing stronger
With every move I make.
I want to prove I love you
But that’s the hardest part.
So, I’m giving all I have to give
To you… I give my heart. and i ll wait ur email adres and can u send me ur number i ll be happy tahnks”
“How can you be single?”
(I ask myself that question everyday lol)
“hwy baby how r y y r so beautiful and sexy”
“hi honey, how are you and how is life, i was glancing through this web and i saw your wonderful foto which attracted me so much so that i cant move without saying hi and hoping that ya will acept me as a friend, for ya foto is driving me crazy , hope to read from you soon”
“hi……….How r u???? can u give me ur chat id like msn,yahoo or gmail or u can add me on msn.my id is …….@hotmail.com or add me on yahoo messenger as ……..@yahoo.co.in.hope u will give good response for our friendship.I am gladly waiting for ur reponse.Also if u donot want to add me then tell me the reason”
“hi hun… how are you today hun ur so beautiful can i ask you to be my best friend”
“hi prique how are u”
(It would be nice if you could start by spelling my name properly…)
“hi u look so cute i hope to hear from u again?”
“let me see the label on your blouse, I want to see if you really are MADE IN HEAVEN!!!”
“Hi pretty, I just stopped by ur profile but the radiation of ur beauty couldn’t let me go. How are U?”<!–
Hi babe i like everything i see about you physically, The moment i set my eyes on your photo on line i could not resist the desire to explore immediately the opporturnity available to me. permit me therefore to humbly soliclt your indulgence to add my ID; ….@yahoo.com to your yahoo list so we could talk some more. Many thanks as i eagerly look forward to hearing from…. With regards, Yours in waiting”
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Well, the best pick-up line I heard was when I walked my dog: “What a nice dog u have, can I have his phone number?” That made laugh a little but didn’t do the job.
You are, as many have said before me, a beautiful woman who didn’t had the luck to find a good guy to deserve you. You seem smart and quite a catch and I think you will find what u r looking for. I found mine but I can’t give you any advice, I was just lucky to meet him. Good luck!
You can call most of these things “how not to” pick up lines. Even though the last one was pretty inspired, in my opinion. Still, from my little experience, I have found out that these matter the least when it comes to relationships. There is indeed a need for a good pick up line for the girl to give you a chance, but as long as you can’t have a conversation, you won’t last more than 5 minutes 🙂
You have a great style, and a killing smile….send me to heaven.