August 27


Women Bad Drivers…

By Prisqua

August 27, 2009

Bad Drivers, Bad Woman, bad women drivers stories, Bottle Cap, Bottle Of Wine, break, Bugz, Car Accident, Cars, Drinks, God Works In Mysterious Ways, Good Fortune, Miracle, Monday Morning, Moral Of The Story, Peace, Rest Of Our Days, Sign From God, Sign Of God, Story Women, Woman And A Man

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it’s a bad one… Both of their car are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways…

After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers…

The woman says: “So you’re a man.  That’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars!  There’s nothing left but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.”

Flattered, the man replies: ” Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign of God. But you’re still at fault… women shouldn’t be allowed to drive!”

The woman continues: “And look at this! Here’s another miracle: my car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break.. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.”  She hands the bottle of wine to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.

The man asks: “Aren’t you having any?”

The woman replies: “No, I think I’ll just wait for the police…”



Women are clever, evil bitches.

Don’t mess with them!

A Woman's Creed

[Thanks to Spicy Bugz]


About the author

Coffee in the mornings is a must! I hunt and shoot aliens as therapy a few hours every day. Work sometimes demands that I tweet, Facebook, Pinterest and Instagram. I never leave home without my 5 inch stilettos, iPhone and of course a possible good story.

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