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9 Things I Dislike About People

By Prisqua

August 18, 2009

Asses, Cinema, Crotch, Damn Thing, Entire Room, Hell Life, Loser, People, Sunshine, Toilet, Ya

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time… I know where my watch is mate,where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually…

3. When people say ‘Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too’. Damn right! What good is a cake if you can’t eat it?

4. When people say  ‘it’s always the last place you look’. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you’ve found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a movie: ‘did you see that?’. No Loser, I paid $15 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask ‘Can I ask you a question?’… Didn’t really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7 . When something is ‘new and improved!’. Which is it? If it’s new, then there has never been anything before it. If it’s an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn’t be new…

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8. When people say ‘life is short’. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that would be longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks ‘Has the bus come yet?’. If the bus came, would I be standing here, dumbass?

Prisqua

About the author

Coffee in the mornings is a must! I hunt and shoot aliens as therapy a few hours every day. Work sometimes demands that I tweet, Facebook, Pinterest and Instagram. I never leave home without my 5 inch stilettos, iPhone and of course a possible good story.

  • I’m sure you could do a whole blog on bad drivers, but I hate drivers who enter the freeway from the on-ramp, cut across three lanes of traffic to the “fast lane” (without a turn signal, of course), and then do the speed limit or below.

    -L

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