Do you think English is hard to learn?
“Don’t tell me what I can do!”, “Hey, this is my room, go away!”, “What do you care?”, “Since when do I have to listen to your opinions?”, “You don’t understand me, no one does!”, “Why can’t I go? All my friends will be there!”, “I don’t want kids to see me with you, it’s too embarrassing!”, “I don’t have to listen to all this crap!”.
Teenagers aren’t easy, are they? They can really give us a hard time. But we have to remember that neither are us, grownups, from their point of view. Think about it for a second. How was it when you –yes, you who are reading this- were a fifteen year old boy or girl? I’m sure you felt you knew how everything really was, no matter how different the world may seem now.
The thing with teenagers is that they have reached the height of an adult (with their hormones going crazy and stuff), but they behave like young children sometimes… they believe themselves to be complete, while they still have so much to learn.
Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl “Will you marry me?”
The girl said “NO!”
Once applied, lipstick will never rub off -even while scuba diving.
It’s easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
Following my posts “Do Not Mess with Mature Women Drivers!!!” & ” Are Women Bad Drivers?” I found another post that shows how smart women are… When I started to read the story I thought to myself “I know that story, I read it somewhere…”, but also the ending is a tad bit different, the end result is the same: women are smart! LOL
Only men could come up with those and I think it is highly exaggerated of course but still too funny to read.
1. My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’
I said, ‘Dust.’
And then the fight started…
And do not even dare saying we are too demanding! It is not that difficult to make a us happy… Just follow the guide and you should do just fine.
To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef