March 28

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Things We Learn From the Movies…

By Prisqua

March 28, 2010

humor, Humour, movies

Once applied, lipstick will never rub off -even while scuba diving.

It’s easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.

If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.

It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don’t worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.

Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people–whether they are employed or not.

I am amazed by how they seem to always flawlessly get out of bed with the sheet perfectly wrapped around them. I tried and it does not work for me at all!

What have you learned from the movies?

Prisqua

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Coffee in the mornings is a must! I hunt and shoot aliens as therapy a few hours every day. Work sometimes demands that I tweet, Facebook, Pinterest and Instagram. I never leave home without my 5 inch stilettos, iPhone and of course a possible good story.

  • “Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don’t worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.”

    True, and you don’t have to worry about the time running out on you because it will surely stop at 1 second. LOL @ 2012. I loved the scene when they were cramming to start the car, and the owner silence them and said “engine start”.

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  • haha… i think over the years, some things have improved. Nowadays, heroes get injured as well even though the enemies would get more serious wound or die. In some movies, they do actually used up their bullets.

    2012 is kind of a classic movie. The actors and actresses in the movie will not die unless the director told them to die. Imagine driving a limo while earthquak-ing and they still manage to driving around the earth floor which was literally rumbling down to the core of the earth.

    Just last night, I watched Welcome to the Jungle starring The Rock. His shot guns never ran out of bullets and the enemies only shot the floor. And he even used a plank of wood to block bullets coming out from a machine gun!
    .-= myi4u´s last blog ..Tiring days =-.

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