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Female Prayer vs. Male Prayer…

By Prisqua

April 13, 2010

Battle Of The Sexes, female, humor, Humour, male, male prayer, prayers, praying

Female Prayer vs. Male Prayer...Female Prayer:

Before I lay me down to sleep ,
I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.


Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to “How big is my behind?”
I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.

Male Prayer:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.

Prisqua

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